Campaign: Reignbow The Brute

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Girls like to play with our toys, but this time we play with theirs and make them masculine. Ride the Rainbow…’Reignbow the Brute,’ featuring stories about ‘My Girthy Stallion: Barnstorm,’ and ‘Cool Story, Bro: Toxic Fairytales for Masculine Men.’

What happens when you take all the girly 80’s cartoons and pour “toxic masculine” all over them? You get some wicked, kick-butt characters and stories ever told.

Reignbow, a fairy barbarian who does everything one way. Hard! Has to preserve the peace against villains like Monkeekees that want to suck thumbs, but not theirs, the large, horrible, passive-aggressive, emotionally manipulative, Unbearables, and there is also Onion Grove Children, Commie Elves “Smurfs,” pesty unicorns, and the Thundercloud Men.

The Unbearables steal Reignbow’s sword, Grass Blade, and he has to get it back. On top of everything else, after getting with “girlfriend” Paula Pokkit, Reignbow learns of his 15-year-old son, Shero. A soy boy to the max needs some of daddy’s love and attention, but along the way, as Reignbow teaches his some to become a man, he learns to become a father.

In the spinoff comic ‘My Girthy Stallion: Barnstorm,’ the imposing, majestic stallions that ever was will extinguish any hope of the evils of communism and will make sure freedom will always ring.

Two years in the making comes the no holds bar, ‘Cool Story, Bro: Toxic Fairytales for Masculine Men.’ This will take all the classic short stories and reimagine them with so much manliness; it might get you pregnant just by reading it.

Ethan is manning up Snow White with ‘Bro White and the Seven Little Thots.’ Jon “Wolfman” Malin is doing a retelling of ‘Little Red Riding Hood.’ A man that wears a red hood hunts werewolves in the woods with shotguns.

Like the past two campaigns from Van Sciver, there is an Executive Briefcase “lunchbox” Edition. This is the subscription service perk that gets you everything that’s been announced and “almost” all future items. Apparel, all toys, etc., might not come in the Executive Edition, but comics, stickers, trading cards, etc., does.

Don’t just get to the end of the rainbow; visit the world Under the Rainbow.